double happiness

THANKS TO ELI FOR THE LARGE BEVELED MIRROR

We persist in the aim that “follow the sincerity and quality”and “quality first,customers supreme”,introduce advanced production equipment from abroad and pay more attention to the theory of mordenlized management.We do all we can to supply products of good quality and all-round service,in order to satisefy our customers

“shut up”

I came up with a genius idea for a new product called Tweet That Shit. It is a bouncy-ball bird call – a well known product – colored brown and with an added smell. The smell of shit. It was also, of course, a reference to Twitter, and the verb to tweet.
It was such a good idea that I decided to keep it to myself, fearing that my fellow employees at the local book shop would steal my way out of retail.