I came up with a genius idea for a new product called Tweet That Shit. It is a bouncy-ball bird call – a well known product – colored brown and with an added smell. The smell of shit. It was also, of course, a reference to Twitter, and the verb to tweet.
It was such a good idea that I decided to keep it to myself, fearing that my fellow employees at the local book shop would steal my way out of retail.
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