“Blute”

April 11th, 2009

*MADE IN AN APPLE STORE

“crash symbol everytime you do something on the comptuer”

April 11th, 2009



threat level

April 10th, 2009

TO DO LIST

Level 1
  • spilling beer on someone
  • tripping over keg
  • smoking in house
  • having camel toe
  • having camel hoof


Level 2

  • becoming loud or belligerant
  • yelling “cops”
  • cussing the host
  • popping your collar
  • wearing excessive pink
  • refusing to funnel or shotgun a beer

Level 3

  • puking anywhere
  • trash talking
  • starting a fight

Level 4
  • stealing from the house
  • stealing the keg tap
  • drinking beer which is not yours
Level 5
  • hitting on host’s mother
  • mating with family pet
  • calling the cops out of spite
  • drinking & driving

north american since 1998

April 8th, 2009






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April 7th, 2009

the report on losing and failing

April 7th, 2009



infinite american celebratory ritual (placeholder version)

April 5th, 2009

american blast

April 5th, 2009

see also: american mess

2 things in my wallet, scanned

April 4th, 2009

COME OVER I GOT THAT SHIT

April 4th, 2009