threat level « double happiness

threat level

TO DO LIST
Level 1	spilling beer on someone tripping over keg smoking in house having camel toe having camel hoof
Level 2	becoming loud or belligerant yelling “cops” cussing the host popping your collar wearing excessive pink refusing to funnel or shotgun a beer
Level 3	puking anywhere trash talking starting a fight
Level 4	stealing from the house stealing the keg tap drinking beer which is not yours
Level 5	hitting on host’s mother mating with family pet calling the cops out of spite drinking & driving