double happiness: 1
weirdo sex art: 0

5 Responses to “LOOK WHAT I STOLE”

  1. Charles says:

    Yeah, but you almost shat yer pants when that tall guy (Ellen’s boyfriend) called you out. It was in his hands as you walked out the door, but he was nice enough to give it back to you.

    I’d call it more of a donation.

  2. borna says:

    hahaha i totally forgot that guy worked there. dude was standing right in the doorway as i was leaving, shootin me ice grillz. I just started laughing to myself and tossed him the box. Luckily he was in good humor too.

    tall dude: “you’re a total fucking asshole. you know if you just asked, we probably might have been able to give you one”
    borna: “well, i don’t actually want one. i wanted to take one”

  3. TomVietNam says:

    My stepmom wants to feed one of those things to her senile mother on thanksgiving. As a gag, I guess.

  4. Becky says:

    I’m so proud of you and your involvement in the art world.

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