Archive for April, 2009

“crash symbol everytime you do something on the comptuer”

Saturday, April 11th, 2009



threat level

Friday, April 10th, 2009
TO DO LIST

Level 1
  • spilling beer on someone
  • tripping over keg
  • smoking in house
  • having camel toe
  • having camel hoof


Level 2

  • becoming loud or belligerant
  • yelling “cops”
  • cussing the host
  • popping your collar
  • wearing excessive pink
  • refusing to funnel or shotgun a beer

Level 3

  • puking anywhere
  • trash talking
  • starting a fight

Level 4
  • stealing from the house
  • stealing the keg tap
  • drinking beer which is not yours
Level 5
  • hitting on host’s mother
  • mating with family pet
  • calling the cops out of spite
  • drinking & driving

north american since 1998

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009






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Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

the report on losing and failing

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009



infinite american celebratory ritual (placeholder version)

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

american blast

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

see also: american mess

2 things in my wallet, scanned

Saturday, April 4th, 2009

COME OVER I GOT THAT SHIT

Saturday, April 4th, 2009