double happiness

• spilling beer on someone
• tripping over keg
• smoking in house
• having camel toe
• having camel hoof

Level 2

• becoming loud or belligerant
• yelling “cops”
• cussing the host
• popping your collar
• wearing excessive pink
• refusing to funnel or shotgun a beer

Level 3

• puking anywhere
• trash talking
• starting a fight

• stealing from the house
• stealing the keg tap
• drinking beer which is not yours

• hitting on host’s mother
• mating with family pet
• calling the cops out of spite
• drinking & driving