double happiness

In a face-to-face sleeper, you form a triangle around the victim’s neck with your arms and lean your weight down on him to put him away. The hunk in the bulging satin trunks shows that it is just as effective as a regular sleeper as he takes a quick nap. The dark haired dude presses down on the cute blond’s face for added leverage, forcing the kid’s neck against his bicep to send the pretty boy to dreamland on the living room rug. Ouch, this hunk looks too cocky as he wraps his meaty arms around the victim’s neck and calmly waits for the poor guy to surrender or pass out, like a cold blooded boa constrictor. Now Kid Leopard, in his trademark leopard skin bikini, shows us why this hold is also called the “Kiss of Death Sleeper.” He stretches out on the cute blond’s body and nearly plants a kiss on him before sending him off to dreamland. The kid struggles weakly as an excited Leopard grinds against him. Leopard ratchets up the pressure, taming his victim until he lies still. He can’t resist a little gentle hugging, then it’s back to a tight Kiss of Death sleeper as he flexes his muscles repeatedly and the kid fades off to sleep. The ruthless masked man calmly grips his own bicep and the jobber’s face. The dude in white can’t even submit with his mouth covered by the hooded wrestler’s hand!

part 1 here

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2WW – 2-Week Wait, aka TWW

AF – Aunt Flo (menstruation)

AFAIK – As Far As I Know

AH, AZH – Assisted Hatching

AHI – At-Home Insemination

AI – Artificial Insemination

AIH – Artificial Insemination from Husband

AO – Anovulation

AOA, AVA – Anti-ovarian Antibody

ART – Assisted Reproductive Technology

AWOL – A Woman On Lupron

BA – Baby Aspirin

BBT – Basal Body Temperature

BCP – Birth Control Pills

BD – Baby Dance (sex)

BF – Breast Feeding or Boy Friend

BFN – Big Fat Negative

BFP – Big Fat Positive

BIL – Brother in law

BM – BridesMaid or Banquet Manager or Best Man or Bowel Movement

BoK – Bouquet

BP – Bridal Party/ Bachelor(ette) Party

BTDT – Been There Done That

BTW – By The Way

BUMP – Bring Up My Post; brings a post to top of boards

C# – Cycle Number

CB – Cycle Buddy

CD – Cycle Day

CF – Cervical Fluid

CM – Cervical Mucus

CNM – Certified Nurse Midwife

CP – Cervical Position

CP – Centerpiece

D&C – Dilation & Curettage

D&E – Dilation & Evacuation

DD – Darling daughter

DH – Darling/Dear/Dumb Husband

DP – Darling Partner

DPC – Days Since Last Clomid pill was taken

DPO – Days Post-Ovulation

DPR – Days Post-Retrieval

DPT – Days Post-Transfer

DS – Darling Son

DW – Dear Wife

Dx – Diagnosis

E2 – Estradiol

EAL – EEK Another Lizard

EB, EMB – Endometrial Biopsy

EDD – Estimated Due Date

ENDO – Endometriosis

EPO – Evening Primrose Oil

EPT – Early Pregnancy Test

ET – Embryo Transfer

ETA – Edited To Add

ETS – Edited To Say

EW, EWCM – Eggwhite Cervical Mucus

FBIL – Future Brother In Law

FET – Frozen Embryo Transfer

FFIL – Future Father In Law

FG – Flower Girl

FH – Future Husband

FHR – Fetal Heart Rate

FI – Fiance

FIL – Father in law

FM – Forum Mail

FMIL – Future Mother In Law

FOB – Father Of Bride

FOG – Father Of Groom

FP – Follicular Phase

FSH – Follicle Stimulating Hormone

FSIL – Future Sister In Law

FTTA – Fertile Thoughts To All

FUR – False Unicorn Root

FV – Fertile Vibes

FW – Future Wife

FYI – For Your Information

GIFT – Gamete Intra-Fallopian Transfer

GM – GroomsMen

GMB – Good Morning Brides

GNB – Good Night Brides

GnRH – Gonadotropin Releasing Hormone

GP – General Practitioner

GTG – Get ToGether

HCG, HCG – Human Chorionic Gonadotropin

HMG, HMG – Human Menopausal Gonadotropin

HPT – Home Pregnancy Test

HRT – Hormone Replacement Therapy

HSC – Hysteroscopy

HSG – Hysterosalpingogram

HTH – Hope this helps

ICI – Intra-cervical Insemination

ICSI – Intra-cytoplasmic Sperm Injection

IF – Infertility

IMHO – In My Honest/Humble Opinion

IMO – In My Opinion

IRL – In Real Life

ITI – Intra-tubal Insemination

IUI – Intra-uterine Insemination

IVF – In Vitro Fertilization

J/K – Just Kidding

JMO – Just My Opinion

JOTD – Joke Of The Day

KWIM – Know What I Mean

LAP – Laparoscopy

LH – Luteinizing Hormone

LIW – LIWeddings.com

LMAO – Laughing My A$$ Off

LMP – Last Menstrual Period (start date)

LO – Love Olympics (sex)

LOL – Laugh/Laughing Out Loud

LP – Luteal Phase

LPD – Luteal Phase Defect

LSP – Low Sperm Count

LTBM – Living Together Before Marriage

LUF, LUFS – Luteinized Unruptured Follicle Syndrome

MC, M/C – Miscarriage

MF – Male Factor

MIFT – Micro Injection Fallopian Transfer

MIL – Mother in law

MOB – Mother Of Bride

MOG – Mother Of Groom

MOH – Maid/Matron Of Honor

NFT – No Further Text

NM – No Message or Never Mind

NOYB – None Of Your Business

NT – No Text

NWR – Not Wedding Related

NYCW – NYCityWeddings.com

O, OV – Ovulation

OB – Obstetrician

OB/GYN – Obstetrician/Gynecologist

OC – Oral Contraceptives

OD – Ovulatory Dysfunction

OMG – Oh My Goodness/Gosh/God

OOT – Out Of Town (guests)

OPT – Ovulation Predictor Test

OTC – Over The Counter

PCO – Polycystic Ovaries

PCOD – Polycystic Ovary Disease

PCOS – Polycystic Ovary Syndrome

PCP – Primary Care Physician

PCT – Post Coital Test

PDAs – Public Displays of Affection

PG – Pregnant

PID – Pelvic Inflammatory Disease

PIMP – Peeing In My Pants

PITA – Pain In The Arse

PMS – Pre-menstrual Syndrome

PUI – Posting Under The Influence

PWI – Posting While Intoxicated

QOTA – Quote Of The Afternoon

QOTD – Quote Of The Day or Question Of The Day

R-FSH, R-h – Recombinant Human Follicle Stimulating Hormone

RB – Ring Bearer

RD – Rehersal Dinner

RE – Reproductive Endocrinologist

RI – Reproductive Immunologist

ROTFL – Rolling On The Floor Laughing

Rx – Prescription

SA – Semen Analysis

SAHM – Stay At Home Mom

SHG, SonoH – Sonohysterogram

SIL – Sister in law

SO – Significant Other

STD – Save The Dates

STD – Sexually Transmitted Disease

TGFD – Thank God For Discharge (if you really need to know ask nickipa)

TIA – Thanks In Advance

TMI – Too Much Information

TR – Tubal Reversal

TTC – Trying to Conceive

TTYL – Talk To You Later

Tx – Treatment

TY – Thank You

UR – Urologist

US, u/s – Ultrasound

UTI – Urinary Tract Infection

V – Vasectomy

VR – Vasectomy Reversal

WNL – Within Normal Limits

ZIFT – Zygote Intra-fallopian Transfer