Archive for January, 2008
Kafka-esque
Thursday, January 17th, 2008bad one-liners
Thursday, January 17th, 2008
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revolations
Tuesday, January 15th, 2008my amazon wish list (in bold)
Monday, January 14th, 2008
- a device that cleans gutters
- a plastic product that holds a book while you eat
- a rain poncho designed for use when riding a bicycle
- a lunch-box alarm that goes off when an unauthorized person opens the box
- a bird feeder that protects feed from wind and rain
- a new board game
- a newly designed bottle opener
- a toothpaste cap that minimizes waste and mess
- a device that prevents blisters from forming on hands when raking, shoveling, or sweeping
- a billfold that organizes money by denomination for blind people
- a new candy bar
- a new type of swing set
- clothing tags to help match and coordinate clothes
- a dog collar that lights up at night
- a bedspread that zips down the middle
- safety suspenders that light up at night for joggers or bikers
- a lock for a folding door
- a new type of ice cream container that minimizes mess
- a new type of rake that allows you to pick up leaves without bending over
- an infant support that prevents a very young baby from falling over
- a robot that distributes and collects student papers
- a glove with a light for signaling turns when riding a bike at night
- a better, more comfortable swing set
- a device to hold objects for disabled people who use a walker
- a computer program that includes graphics and music for entertaining children aged 3 months to 4 years
- a child’s seat that fits a shopping cart
- a hearing-aid guard
- a mailbox alert device that signals when mail has been delivered to a roadside mailbox (ed. note: my dad has this, in the form of an ethernet cable that runs from the house to the mailbox)
- a leg cast sock to keep toes warm
- tapeless wrapping paper
- a comforter for cats
- an outside house light that flashes to signal police, firemen, or other helpers as to which house made a call for assistance
- a computer program that catalogs videotapes
- an eyeglass defogging device
- a device that makes it easier to swallow pills
- a drying rack for gloves
- a liquid that covers fade marks on bluejeans
- a light switch for young children
- a chocolate-candy device that prevents ice cream cones from dripping
- a bus-stop night light
They are all quite good though. link: Examples of Student Inventions. (this page has the unfortunate/accidental title “Intervention Convention”)
options
Sunday, January 13th, 2008Just Some Heat 4 Yo Azz
Friday, January 11th, 2008
revival
whale image
≈ 1978
Friday, January 11th, 2008related: c-town theory. are you familiar with echolocation? the multiple “towns” in each C-Town sign represent the distance to the nearest C-Town. in other words, when you are at the Graham Ave. C-Town, you are approximately two and a half Town’s away from the Havermeyer St. C-Town.
deluxe upcharge
Wednesday, January 9th, 2008see also: this
out of the bunker into the gulch
Monday, January 7th, 2008